Advice on life #16

Your brain is your and only your playground!

Priča za Vladu u dvadeset rečenica

Soba mi je puna narandžastih upaljača. Ja čak i ne znam da izgovorim narandžasta. Kad kupujem cigarete uvek kažem "jedan Pall Mall slim - nandžarasti". Ponekad dobijem čudan pogled, ponekad me isprave, ponekad me pitaju da li sam vaga u horoskopu. Vlada nije napravio nikakvu opasku kad sam rekla "jao nandžarasti upaljač!" samo je prokomentarisao:
- Znaš ono babsko verovanje kad nekome pokloniš upaljač da ćete se...
- Da znam, ali ne verujem u to! - prekinula sam ga, uzela upaljač i stavila u džep. Onda smo malo ćutali i posmatrali masu ljudi koja se kretala ka nekom cilju ili besciljno vrtela u krug. Nama je bilo sasvim prijatno tu gde smo. Valjda smo sa godinama naučili da mirno stojimo i čekamo. Večeras smo čekali Darkwood Dub.
- Svaki trzaj svesti postaje navika.
- MOLIM? - derem se jer ga ne čujem šta priča od muzike.
- Ma ništa, samo ptice iznad mene!
- A to..bez naglih pokreta i suviše priče onda.
- Pa onda nam ostaje samo prazan hod.
Smejemo se. Najbolji impulsi sive mase zuje. Intelektualna radoznalost.
- E sad ćeš ti meni morati da daš upaljač, ja ne mogu da nađem moj.
- Pa tako to ide u životu Vlado. Daš nešto i pri tom nešto izgubiš; tražiš jedno-dobiješ drugo.

Advice on life #15

Getting what you want is very easy once you find what you want.

Advice on Life #14

Don`t kill time. One day you are going to need it.

Who Was In My Room Last Night

I woke up this morning and counted:
2 bruises, 5 cuts, 3 cigarettes in ashtray, 0 alcohol, 0 used condoms!
Who the hell was in my room last night??

Advice on Life #13

The only advice that will make you happy is the one that comes from your head.

Advice on life #12

No matter how old you are there is always something that can be labeled as "my first".

Tales Of Mere Existence "How To Break Up"

YAP! That`s how it goes!

My Men

Advice on life #11

If you don`t feel comfortable in your own skin take it off!

The Boy

You`re hair is red,
You`re fucking me in my head,
You`re my woody woodpecker boy.